Ahoy there! I be Fritz the Lion, the NeverBite™ crew’s official therapist (self-proclaimed, mind ye). I was hired to navigate the ship, but… let’s just say I tend to wander into the wrong places—sometimes onto enemy vessels. Not me fault, really. Change be good for the soul, aye?
Used to be, I was a ship psychologist for a spice-trading fleet, helpin’ sailors cope with life at sea. Then one day, durin’ a pirate raid, I accidentally boarded the wrong ship. Once I realized I’d joined the enemy, I simply shrugged and stayed put—figured a new crew just meant new clients in need o’ therapy.
Now, I be one o’ the most respected pirate therapists on the seas—though me mates tie me to the mast durin’ raids, just in case I try switchin’ crews again. I may not know where I’m goin’, but when it comes to training dogs and guidin’ them toward better behavior, I always know the way.
What Makes NeverBite™ Different?
• Handmade Craftsmanship – Every NeverBite™ toy be crafted with care, reinforced stitchin’, and expert details, built to last.
• Bite-Proof Protection – A hidden silicone glove inside shields yer hand from sharp puppy teeth.
• Teaches Bite Control – Perfect for puppies and dogs up to 60 lbs, helpin’ them learn proper play manners.
• Lifetime Guarantee – We stand by our toy. If the silicone glove stays intact, we stand by it—forever.
• Built for Rough Play – Reinforced fleece outer layer and heavy-duty stitchin’ mean it can handle all the gnawin’ yer pup can throw at it.
• Made in the USA – Crafted with high-quality, pet-safe materials, right here in the States.
• Washable & Easy to Clean – Toss it in the wash after a long day o’ adventures.
Limited First Edition – Available for Pre-Order!
NeverBite™ be available for a limited time at an introductory price. Join the crew now and get yer paws on the toughest dog toy ever made.
Certified & Registered for Authenticity
Every NeverBite™ toy comes with a Certificate of Authenticity and a customized registration for yer pup—so ye can prove yer matey’s got the real deal.
Claim yer NeverBite™ today before they’re gone!
