Ooo-ooo! I be Jean-Luc the Monkey, fastest paws on this ship—and the most handsome, if I do say so meself.
I be training dogs to learn bite control—though I still say a good prank be the best lesson o’ all. Keep yer hands close and yer bananas closer, matey.
Why Choose NeverBite™?
• Handmade Craftsmanship – Meticulously crafted, reinforced stitchin’, and expert details, built to last.
• Bite-Proof Protection – A hidden silicone glove inside shields yer hand from sharp puppy teeth.
• Teaches Bite Control – Perfect for puppies and dogs up to 60 lbs, helpin’ them learn proper play manners.
• Lifetime Guarantee – If the silicone glove stays intact, we stand by it—forever.
• Built for Rough Play – Reinforced fleece outer layer and heavy-duty stitchin’ mean it can handle all the gnawin’ yer pup can throw at it.
• Made in the USA – Crafted with high-quality, pet-safe materials, right here in the States.
• Washable & Easy to Clean – Toss it in the wash after a long day o’ adventures.
Limited First Edition – Available for Pre-Order!
NeverBite™ be available for a limited time at an introductory price. Join the crew now and get yer paws on the toughest dog toy ever made.
Order Processing & Fulfillment
• All orders will be processed as quickly as possible, but NeverBite™ be part of our first production run, and fulfillment is estimated to take 3-4 months.
• Once production be complete, orders will ship in the order they were received. We’ll send ye updates along the way so ye know when yer order be ready to set sail.
Certified & Registered for Authenticity
Every NeverBite™ toy comes with a Certificate of Authenticity and a customized registration for yer pup—so ye can prove yer matey’s got the real deal.
Claim yer NeverBite™ today before they’re gone!
