Ooo-ooo! I be Jean-Luc the Monkey, fastest paws on this ship—and the most handsome, if I do say so meself.
When the NeverBite™ crew found me, I was workin’ on me banana-scented pirate sunscreen business—turns out, I was me own best customer. Kept eatin’ me own product, and let’s just say… the business sunk faster than a ship in a storm.
Now, instead of sellin’ questionable goods, I be training dogs to learn bite control—though I still say a good prank be the best lesson o’ all. Keep yer hands close and yer bananas closer, matey.
Why Choose NeverBite™?
• Handmade Craftsmanship – Meticulously crafted, reinforced stitchin’, and expert details, built to last.
• Bite-Proof Protection – A hidden silicone glove inside shields yer hand from sharp puppy teeth.
• Teaches Bite Control – Perfect for puppies and dogs up to 60 lbs, helpin’ them learn proper play manners.
• Lifetime Guarantee – If the silicone glove stays intact, we stand by it—forever.
• Built for Rough Play – Reinforced fleece outer layer and heavy-duty stitchin’ mean it can handle all the gnawin’ yer pup can throw at it.
• Made in the USA – Crafted with high-quality, pet-safe materials, right here in the States.
• Washable & Easy to Clean – Toss it in the wash after a long day o’ adventures.
Limited First Edition – Available for Pre-Order!
NeverBite™ be available for a limited time at an introductory price. Join the crew now and get yer paws on the toughest dog toy ever made.
Certified & Registered for Authenticity
Every NeverBite™ toy comes with a Certificate of Authenticity and a customized registration for yer pup—so ye can prove yer matey’s got the real deal.
Claim yer NeverBite™ today before they’re gone!
