Arrr, I be Remi the T-Rex, NeverBite™’s fiercest enforcer—small arms, big attitude. When ye need the meanest, toughest pirate on the seas, ye hire a dinosaur. That’s just common sense.
I got a mouth faster than a cannonball and a temper twice as deadly. If ye step outta line, I’ll shred ye with words before ye even know what hit ye. One time, I argued so hard that me late husband, Frank the Turtle, lost the fight so bad his shell got turned into a drain pan at an auto shop. Don’t ask me how.
But don’t be thinkin’ I ain’t got a soft side. I be fiercely loyal, and when it comes to training dogs, I take me job seriously. If a pup’s bitin’ too hard, I be the one to teach ‘em the ropes—whether they like it or not. I make it a fair dog fight.
Why Choose NeverBite™?
• Handmade Craftsmanship – Meticulously crafted, reinforced stitchin’, and expert details, built to last.
• Bite-Proof Protection – A hidden silicone glove inside shields yer hand from sharp puppy teeth.
• Teaches Bite Control – Perfect for puppies and dogs up to 60 lbs, helpin’ them learn proper play manners.
• Lifetime Guarantee – If the silicone glove stays intact, we stand by it—forever.
• Built for Rough Play – Reinforced fleece outer layer and heavy-duty stitchin’ mean it can handle all the gnawin’ yer pup can throw at it.
• Made in the USA – Crafted with high-quality, pet-safe materials, right here in the States.
• Washable & Easy to Clean – Toss it in the wash after a long day o’ adventures.
Limited First Edition – Available for Pre-Order!
NeverBite™ be available for a limited time at an introductory price. Join the crew now and get yer paws on the toughest dog toy ever made.
Certified & Registered for Authenticity
Every NeverBite™ toy comes with a Certificate of Authenticity and a customized registration for yer pup—so ye can prove yer matey’s got the real deal.
Claim yer NeverBite™ today before they’re gone!
